Think you're bad?

Since this blog is new, i thought i would help all the people wanting to be bad dudes by telling them how I became a bad dude.

A lot of you know me, for those that don't it can be hard to imagine this walking laser turkey as anything short of a god of death. Well believe it or dont, but i was once mortal. Its true. I was a night elf druid fresh off the turnip boat and standing in darnassus like a jackass. Then a thought hit me, what if i went beyond my fragile lame night elf body. So i walked and boated my way from darnassus to ironforge at level 3. Still i knew i wasn't bad enough to be a bad dude. So i then walked from ironforge to eastern plague land chapel of light. Still i was not a bad enough dude, if the president got kidnapped by ninjas i would be a embarrassment. So i wondered the streets for a bit a drunken loser making my gold from bum fights. All hope of being a bad dude was lost, then a beam of light hit me from the heavens blinding my left eye, then i just knew what needed to be done. I grew a Abraham lincon beard then I grabbed the nearest dude and headbutted him and started a gang war with bottles and chains double dragon style, in the process i meet a treant gang named Papa Chestnut and the Maple Squad and formed a street rap team. I made my way to Undercity and jumped into the horde with fists flying to the song Street Fighting Man. Then in a epic duel with their city's chosen champion the musician "Sting" i used my own name as a killing word and ended him and his stalker ways. I then put in my application to team bad dudes. That's how i ascended into badassness, i hope my story helps you in your own path into becoming a Bad Dude LLC.